One of our members, Mike Davidson, create this little ditty with the help of Suno and uploaded it to YouTube.
Lyrics
(so you can sing along)
Verse 1
First time through that creaky door
Faded sign
Old wooden floor
Nods and grins from every chair
“Pull up Mate
You’ve grown some hair”
Chorus
Welcome to Stockport Beard Club
Raise your glass
Raise your chin
If you’ve earned every inch on your jawline
Then you’re already in
Welcome to Stockport Beard Club
Every scar
Every strand
Every stub
We don’t judge how long it took you
You’re a member of the beard club (hey!)
Verse 2
Grey in mine
Bright red in yours
Patchy kid just through the doors
Oil and yarn
Tall tales
Bad jokes
Coffee breath and old barstool folks
Chorus
Welcome to Stockport Beard Club
Raise your glass
Raise your chin
If you’ve earned every inch on your jawline
Then you’re already in
Welcome to Stockport Beard Club
Every scar
Every strand
Every stub
We don’t judge how long it took you
You’re a member of the beard club (oh yeah)
Bridge
Clean week
Tough week
Big wins
Bad luck
We grow through it all
We don’t give up
When the world tries to cut you down
We just shout it out loud
Chorus
Welcome to Stockport Beard Club
Raise your glass
Raise your chin
If you’ve earned every inch on your jawline
Then you’re already in
Welcome to Stockport Beard Club
Every scar
Every strand
Every stub
Take a seat
You’re home
You’re family
You’re a member of the beard club <repeat>